Thursday, January 22, 2009

How to hug a baby

(Pulled from an email)

1. First, find a baby.














2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.














3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.















4. The 'paw slide': Simply slide paw s around baby and prepare for possible close-up.















5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.


















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